Satire & Humor
Personal:
I Submitted My Humor Writing 104 Times In 2022. Here’s What I Learned.
The Onion
Republicans Explain Why Ronna McDaniel Should Be Ousted
Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’
McSweeney’s:
FAQ’s About Our Extremely Confusing And Unhelpful Sizing Guide
Honest Office Haiku For The Impending Recession
Honest Haikus For Women (4th Most Read Article in March 2023 for McSweeney’s)
A Day In The Life Of A Female Lead In A Dystopian Novel
The Belladonna Comedy
Non-Binary Microaggression Bingo
The Belladonna Writers Share Their Summer Plans
The Seven Stages of Accepting Your Spotify Wrapped Results
Other Things That Should Be Struck Down Instead of Student Loan Forgiveness
Slackjaw:
We’re Seeking A Rockstar Copywriter To Meet Our Company’s Impossible Demands
Honest New Year’s Eve Party Invitations (ft. in A Newsletter Of Humorous Writing)
This Thanksgiving, I’m Grateful For My New Outlook On Life
Buy These Regrets Now Or You’ll Regret It!
Everyday Messages From My Boss Misinterpreted By My Anxiety
How To Recreate Your Local Shithole Bar From The Comfort Of Your Home
Dilettante Army
Weekly Humorist:
Product Name Pitches For The New Team USA Women’s Olympic Uniform (w/ Med Reid)
What Your Favorite Thanksgiving Dish Says About You
Planet Earth’s Sexual Fantasies
Points in Case:
20 New Year's Resolutions to Try While You Wait for the Adderall Shortage to End
Are You Ordering a Drink at a Crowded Bar or Picking up Your Meds from the Local Pharmacy?
U.S. Presidents Order At Starbucks (w/ Jessica Lillian)
Auto Reply: OUT OF OFFICE: For The Rest Of Eternity (featured in Writer Mag’s Literary Spotlight)
I Am The 60 Seconds Before Your Car AC Kicks In, And I Am Here To Remind You Of Your Mortality
Little Old Lady Comedy:
Check Out The New, Exciting Changes To Our Pennies4Patrons Program!
I’m The Poor, Innocent Spider You’re About To Murder And I Think I’m Lost
I Have Decided To Leave The House Without Checking The Weather
Quiz: Are You Experiencing Bi-Erasure, Or Are You Just Really Into Erasers?
Ye Olde Tyme News
Royal Headwear That Screams ‘My Husband Is Quelling A Serf Uprising’
Gold Comedy:
Totally Palatable Puns for my Queerness
Stylish Tables to Accent Your Home and Flip in Rage (w/ Jessica Lillian)
A Local’s Guide to Boston Slang: Saint Patrick’s Day Edition (w/ Gwen Coburn)
I Am The Second Space After A Period, And I Am Ready To Be Deleted
Widget:
The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Review Their New Jobs
Greener Pastures:
What You Said and How My Anxiety Blew It Up: Non-Binary Edition
Dystopian Donuts and Emily Knapp (Greener Pastures Podcast)
Alternatives To “Drop It Like It’s Hot”
Classic Rock Songs Updated for Climate Change (w/ Jessica Lillian)
Modern Updates to Classic Showtunes: “I Dreamed a Dream (Of a Clean Kitchen)”
Thank You For Applying To Our “Woman With Rights To Her Body” Position
Do’s and Don’ts of Eating 60 Donuts Today
No, Seriously, It’s Fine! I Didn’t Want Rights to My Body Anyway
Why I’m Celebrating National Ferris Wheel Day Instead Of Valentine’s Day
Rejected Greeting Cards For Other Events That Happen On January 6th (w/ Jessica Lillian)
End of the Bench
Shortened Pitch Clock Shaves Off 26 Minutes of Day Drinking
Nation Forever Changed After Learning Soccer Is A Sport
Humor Darling:
Other Issues The Supreme Court Could Rule On Instead Of The Rights To My Body
The Honeypot
A Guide For Finding The Clitoris This Valentine’s Day Season
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Flexx Mag:
2 Ho Ho Ho’s:
Christmas Decorations For The Aging Millennial
The Needling:
Environmental Hero? This Woman Pees in the Shower
Robot Butt:
Ready-Made Excuses For Your Favorite Musician’s Abuse Allegations
Obituaries For The Privileged Food Trends Of Quarantine
The Perfect Dishes To Bring To Your Virtual Family Christmas
Funny-ish:
Do You Have A Moment For Some Unsolicited Male Feedback?
An Open Letter To My Dog About His Cancelled Birthday Party
An Open Letter To The Old Male Coworker Who Keeps Commenting On The Size Of My Lunch
Westish:
“I Have The Right To Send My Child To His Death,” Says Douglas County Parent Through A Ventilator
“It’s Okay, Rich People Can’t Get Sick,” Says Entire Cherry Creek Neighborhood
The Chicago Genius Herald:
Stephanie Izard Opens New Restaurant Named ‘Leftover Goat’
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